According to analysts featured on page one of yesterday’s Columbus Dispatch PRINTING COMPANY, the Recession is OVER! I guess some people just can’t stop quoting those analysts that have given us news speak like, “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!”, “Iraq has weapons of mass destruction!”, “Osama bin Laden did it!”, “We don’t torture!”, and finally… “we only used ‘enhanced interrogation for terrorists!”
Of course, “those terrorists” are innocent! Ever heard of the Constitution? Due process? Innocent until PROVEN guilty? Oh, that’s right! We’re torturing INNOCENT men, women and children!
But I digress because… “we don’t torture!”
As I passed out The Liberty Voice across Columbus yesterday, never was there such consensus — The Columbus Dispatch Printing Company is either naive or delusional.
Of course it is probably worse… they could be lying.
Ahhh…those sweet lies — so satisfying and delicious!